By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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DocBastard 38

But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

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LiterOfCola 16

~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

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brittanyxdawn 5

Did anyone ever think that maybe op isn't fat , just broke ? They could weigh say 120 lbs as have $100 in the bank.

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JT1996_fml 12

Well "hey hey hey it's big fat broke ass"

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sougstad 7

I certainly hope that means you don't have much money...lol

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Find some way to exercise and make money at the same time. Like Bull Riding or BBW Mud Wrestling.

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DracoSpirita 21

Well, I hope you're fat rather than skinny!

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AJE98 5

If weight were money, I'd be rich as ****

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ksks1234 33

Breaks do swell, adding extra weight to the fat arm.

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winkydog4056 16

Hell, if this is a FML, then f my life EVERYDAY!

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perdix 29

That's an easy problem to solve: Steal a bunch of money, so you can keep packing on the "pounds" (the US Customary unit of weight, not the British currency.)

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