By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 21:46 - United States - Kingman

Today, I still can't find a job to support myself. The only experience I have is a month in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp. FML
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pinkcrayola 0

Keep applying and don't give up. If your standards are too high lower them. If all else fails, work at a grocery store; they take pretty much everybody. But also try to get an education so you can get a better job down the road.

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rubberduckie94 13

De pooping shrimp? Sounds like you are a hard worker willing to do anything to make your money. People should be glad to have you. You will find a job soon.

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sailoroftheseas 7

Mix those two talents together and bam! You're retailer of clean shrimp

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Jf770 10

Least you have some experience?? And like #9 said, you must be a hard worker!

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Calyx_fml 21

Apply fora job at a high colonic enema salon. Put that experience to work!

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zombicidal 11

you have more experience than me I worded 2.5 hours at my local Wendy's before being fired for not being 17 when I told them I was 16 in the interview

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alycion 38

Omg I had that happen to me at a health club except I was 17 and needed to be 18 cause they served alcohol. Didn't even get paid for the day I put in. Was so pissed since being 17 came up a lot. They just kept ignoring it because my main job was at the tv station. Btw part time studio work pays jack.

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shoopd 19

Alcohol at a health club? That seems mildly counterproductive. Or was it a mental health club?

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alycion 38

It was in a beach town. Guys like to come play tennis have a few beers and get away from the family. I applied at the health club because I didn't think the alcohol issue would pop up like it had at all the restaurants I had applied to. Go figure.

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CptZoe 10

Surely at a mental health club, alcohol would be way more counter productive!

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MsConfusedd 27

Find a way to take the shit out of fast food, you've got experience.

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MsConfusedd 27

Posting a stupid comment twice doesn't make you sound smarter.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

It means Orthoscopic Platypus. Everybody else is lying!!!

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mikeymayhem_87 15

It's a bitch out there. Try to to find opportunities for experience, even if it is just thru interning, and eventually you'll land something decent

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TheDrifter 23

Yup, about all that are open are the 5-5 6 day a week, heavy lifting for low pay sorts.

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sillycart 9

I don't want to live on this planet... Smh

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rubberduckie94 13

You take out their poop chute like you have to do to catfish. If its not done right the food taste bad. Gosh I wonder why.

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