By Strainer - 23/05/2015 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML
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Chrriis 20

How does one simply do that while taking a shit? What the ****.. Stop pushing so damn hard!

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Welshite 39

Next time play Eye of the Tiger for extra motivation.

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booze_n_bitches 37

You'll give yourself haemorrhoids, OP! As other comments said: more fibre with more water, and maybe some laxatives are in order.

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Soverain 15

You might consider a change of diet if you need to force yourself that hard to poop....

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EarlFug 19

I'm no doctor but pretty sure you're not supposed to push too hard. Pushing until your eyes explode seems like a bit of a no-brainer. Think you might need some more fiber in your diet.

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abNormal62 23

Welcome to the adult version of pinky and the brain

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KatieKoala 19

Wow, it makes me think of that toad that shoots blood out of its eyes

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Headcrab 29

Believe it or not I've heard about this first... In an episode of The X-files.

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samlovesham1234 9

Yeah it was the one about the cockroaches. "War of the Coprophages" I believe it's called.

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SMHsohard 22

Great way to stroke out. All your friends can call you Elvis.

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muarif 19

Next time, try taking some fibre or laxatives if you have a constipation THAT bad..

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