By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, I switched cell phone carriers and got the plan where you can call or text any five people for free. The employee asked for my five, I could only come up with one, my mom. FML
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CharlotteRx 4

Mom, Pizza place, brother/sister,grandma,and dog. : )

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martic835 2

Please, I go through times in my life where the only people I talk to are my parents. Friends are highly overrated. Luckily I'm at a point where I'm building friendships so I actually need a phone. FYL OP, FYL.

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dfeucht328 0

hahahaha failure! shoulda thought of that on the drive there. I mean i would think that sometime during the trip you would realize hey i suck at life i dont have any friends. YDI hahaha

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igum 0

you shoul get the same carrear as me. only 5€/month with unlimited vídeo calls, phone calls, mms and SMS free for the same network. :)

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MacOSXpert 7

FYL. I'm a best friend-less loser who can think of 5 people on the spot. I sincerely feel sorry for you.

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EllyH 0

well, you know what you have got to do now..

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d4m4s74 12

okay... parents best friend pizza place chinese place and you've got 5

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brii1255 0

True but what if dad is dead? OR you dont like pizza and chinese ? THEN what ??

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artfuldodger2666 0

wow. life must be tough.

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