By lolwut - 15/01/2012 18:17 - United States

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Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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22jrdn55 15

"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!

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efemel94 7

Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/

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japtap81 16

i hate tampons. ive tried every single kind. my gyno put one in after i had a biopsy since she uses tampons, ya i still felt like i had a dick inside me. so i dont use them.

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ladyLALAA 28

And you're an asshole, I hope someone throws a tampon at you!

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sniperkit 10

230- A BLOODY tampon! 180- Quit being a shallow dickhole.

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wwwowww 4

IS IT ME, OR ARE ALL THE LADS LIKE WTF!?

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J04NN4 3

Ummm... because this isn't offensive to actual rape victims at all :/

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jdawg2010 0

Well I don't see how it would be. She's just saying that forcefully sticking something up her ****** felt like she got raped.. She's not making fun of rape victims or talking about them...

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thebeautybleeds 17

You sound like you're trying to come off as someone politically correct, but failing horribly.

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J04NN4 3

I'm not 'trying' to come off as anything. I just think that this belittles the experience of people who've actually been raped. It's nothing like the same. You don't have to actively mock rape victims to be offensive to them.

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sniperkit 10

Two of my best friends were raped. I consulted them and they didn't find it offensive at

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sniperkit 10

at all.* So before you go crying, "That's offensive!" make sure to check and see if it is. Way to look like a politically incorrect dickhole, dickhole.

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J04NN4 3

Oh come on. That's not a legitimate defence. I didn't expect this level of rage I must admit, I just found it quite offensive and phrased insensitively, I thought others would agree too. Sorry if you don't and I had no intention of starting an argument but 'I spoke to someone else who was raped and they thought it was fine' doesn't negate my opinion.

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jdawg2010 0

Well I'm trying to use them too, && I feel the same way lol. try using a mirror to see what you're doing as you put it in. As you insert it, aim the tampon in the direction towards your belly button. You won't feel a thing!(:

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heyheydarling 0

I just started a few days ago, and I started off with them :p I refuse to wear a lady-diaper.

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MrsLaferriere 0

Buy ultra thins. No diaper feeling!

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sniperkit 10

Psh... Maybe 48 has a flow heavy enough that thin pads are soaked quickly enough to be severely annoying. I'd know from personal experience.

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cadillacgal79 32

Actually I have a heavy flow and my mom switched us over to the Always pads ( the foam ones ) and they work great!

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MrsLaferriere 0

It gets better, honey. (:

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sweettpie129 11

Your preaching to the chore.

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yusaku02 20

You're* choir* jeez... maybe type your comments in MS Word and use spell check next time?

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Jazzy_B34r 12

just another reason why being a girl sucks...

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