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By lolwut - 15/01/2012 18:17 - United States

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 15:01 - United States - Carson City

Today, I used a menstrual cup for the first time. I couldn't get it out, after what seemed like ages of trying. I had to ask my boyfriend to help me. He'll never look at me the same way again. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Username - 06/02/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2018 15:30

Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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Sunday 15 January 2012 23:30

"**** yourself!" is only a phrase, don't take it too literally!

efemel94 7

Monday 16 January 2012 0:36

Tell me about it, putting a tampon in my penis felt so unnatural at first :/

Comments

Popcorn11 1

Monday 16 January 2012 1:17

Iv tried tampons!! But i dont really like them... The only time I use them is when swimming at the lake, or anytime im swimming! :)

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 16 January 2012 1:21

I have no desire to switch. Tampons are uncomfortable for me. As a virgin with a very heavy flow, pads are just a better choice.

mserrato 8

Monday 16 January 2012 1:29

Its not rape if you enjoy it

bella3911 6

Monday 16 January 2012 1:31

Penis...

hanah5 6

Monday 16 January 2012 1:33

My life haha

MikeyFilth13 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:37

wow you must be tight... wanna come over sometime?

MikeyFilth13 0

Monday 16 January 2012 1:37

wow you must be tight... wanna come over sometime?

theMelimda 3

Monday 16 January 2012 1:41

Raping yourself or not, It's worth it! Pads are ick!

iheartstupid 4

Monday 16 January 2012 2:05

Are you a virgin? I know it sounds weird, but I tried tampons when I was a virgin and I couldn't do it-couldn't insert them, and if I did get one in I couldn't stand how it felt. Once I started having sex about a year and a half ago, I decided to try tampons again, and now I have no problem with them. Not saying you should go out and screw some random guy just so you can use tampons but, y'know.