Love: Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 12:00 - Papua New Guinea - Port Moresby

Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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You deserved it 10 267

By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Hungry - 03/09/2019 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML

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You deserved it 2 166

By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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Top comments

owlowl 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:12

who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.

skullet 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:46

so? at least you're trying..

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FarSide 22

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:33

don't beat yourself up. I promise he noticed.

signupsheetfail 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:34

Gillian? I knew you were fat already, don't worry. Like all of these people are saying, at least you're trying. And while you're at it, you might want to get your eyebrows waxed. I couldn't tell if our conversation should be in english or wookie....

FerrariCake 2

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:43

Weight Watchers have meetings? With nametags?

premiermois 5

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:51

HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, OP, you seriously made my day. Like others have said, it's not like he never noticed you were fat before, but there's just something about that situation that is absolutely hilarious to me. How awkward. That's the word. Either way, sucks for you, but oh man would I have loved to see it.

snerfsnerf 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:53

Well he obviously didn't care because you guys had a 20 minute conversation together

ladycoyote 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:07

That's embarrassing. I've done it too. It doesn't seem like it bothered him, though, if he talked to you for twenty minutes. And good for you for going to weight watchers and trying to get healthy!

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:13

Actually, he's a pretty smart speculator. Weight Watchers is an excellent program and if you follow it diligently, you'll lose weight. He's guessing that if he's nice to her now when she's kind of a fattie, he'll really be able to shit that when she's thinner and hot and all the boys start to notice her. Go for the low-hanging fruit. Even if it's rolls of belly fat.

Avenging_Angel 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:11

This is so not an FML, he's probably happy for you that you're doing something to lose weight.

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:54

YDI for being a retard and thinking that the name tag will change anything. Does she really need to see a tag to know you're fat? She can see that genius! Plus if anything that tag shows that you are not careless and actually want to loose the weight so the tag probably helped you.

GreenDaemon21 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:55

Dun worry hon, if you're fat he's prolly not interested anyways

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:55

Doesn't show OP was a chick, I would have changed he into she lol

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