Love: Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 12:00 - Papua New Guinea - Port Moresby

Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML

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By hatethatiloveyou - 10/02/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Hungry - 03/09/2019 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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owlowl 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:12

who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.

skullet 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 23:46

so? at least you're trying..

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ScaryyMary 14

Thursday 12 November 2009 23:15

Okay... do the Weight Watchers name tags actually say "Weight Watchers" or is it a generic "Hello, My Name Is..." thing?

Papa_H 0

Friday 13 November 2009 5:31

So... by taking off the nametag you make yourself seem less fat?

tehgeorgeh 0

Friday 13 November 2009 16:47

Well if it was for twenty minutes, he obviously doesn't mind your company. So he's possibly either impressed you're trying to make an effort and take care of yourself, or wasn't particularly interested in you that way to begin with. In any case, he doesn't seem that bothered by it.

kidd5660 0

Friday 13 November 2009 22:19

Understandably thats could be embarssing but if he is any kinda of dating material he wouldn't and shouldn't care that you go to weight-watchers. It shouldn't make a difference don't worry about it

dru67 0

Monday 16 November 2009 8:22

I'll help you lose the weight sweety, just come by my place for an all out cadio *** fest!

CLW_fml 9

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:23

I wouldn't worry about it too much. If you don't act embarrassed, he shouldn't think it's a big deal. He probably thinks you are self-confident, which is a good thing.

chrisinator13 5

Monday 7 December 2009 2:04

nothing to be ashamed of

potato53 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 6:39

potato53 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 6:41

good 4 u! what's wrong with trying to lose weight?

martic835 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 8:29

If he talked to you for that long he must not have a problem with it. Trust me men like women who take care of their bodies.

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