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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 01:03 - France

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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By BigBall - 09/09/2023 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML

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By minder97 - 24/06/2021 16:01 - Canada

Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML

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By whoahshloann - 30/05/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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By collegestudent - 01/06/2019 12:00

Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML

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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 04:49 - United States - Moorhead

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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By effiestonem154 - 02/04/2013 21:14 - United States

Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

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By MissMSE - 18/09/2009 08:41 - Canada

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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harmon1 0

Friday 22 October 2010 9:01

**** their lives actually

thehelenlouiseee 5

Friday 22 October 2010 9:01

f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad

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mars28 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:13

That's awesome!! Haha Harry & Potter!

sealpop09 8

Thursday 7 April 2011 5:40

haha that's funny. in Taiwan?

cundo15 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 1:40

haha epic

berkid97 0

Friday 19 August 2011 23:17

Oh no poor them! F thier lives actually!

rachilio 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:07

Hey.... Those are my kids!!!!!!! Just kidding.... But I do love Harry Potter!!! Lmfao!

lenamartinovic 13

Tuesday 20 September 2011 23:43

Fourth actually

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 2 October 2011 10:22

I'm sorry OP. This is amazing! :)

bostongirl77 5

Monday 10 October 2011 6:37

thank you!! so true! I know a kid named rainy storm... poor kids with weird parents

Skimbap 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 17:23

lol this seems more of a person bitching out customs foreign to them rather than an fml

beth1821 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 21:39

Thats amazing their is absolutely nothing wrong with that at all

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