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dude what the ****? everyone on your contact list HATES you. you're just below those people who forward stupid chains--oh god, unless you're one of them.
53--hahahahahahahahahahahahaha i genuinely thought you were retarded until i realized that those were people's idiotic SNs
What the ****. Why would you do that? That is seriously annoying.
because his picture is a GUY, idiot. OFF YOURSELF means kill yourself, you dumb, dumb person.
I guess that's reasonable, considering #52's idea. But that's why I don't text to remind my friends or whomever things like that, just so they wouldn't be offended.
ya wordgirl i definitaly am cool enough to check his picture out. you know whats pretty funny its a saturday night and your on fmylife.com arguing with a kid. pretty danm cool
thank you #48! yes i don't understand what #5's problem is. just because i was the first to reply, and added "first!" to the beginning of my comment, doesn't mean i was spamming (i was just excited to be the first to comment) and she definitely has no right to tell me to stfu. what a b*****!
keith444- You are a jerk. And YOU are also on FML on a Saturday night arguing with a kid. And OP: I'm sure your friend understands that you were just trying to do something nice. If they ask you about it or act weird just explain.
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Why did you text everyone? I would be annoyed if I got that as a text. By the way, no one cares you were first, #1. So STFU.
Why the hell would you text everyone in your phone to remind them that Mother's Day is tomorrow?