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By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By Confused - 23/09/2020 17:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 18:48

Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

JMichael 25

Saturday 11 January 2014 18:46

Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

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The_Paladin 16

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:33

go with someone else

Aqualuna_Raven 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:33

You have to admit, that is pretty funny xD

AnmolArora 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:33

Nice way to say no must say!!!:-D

invisibleunicorn 7

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:37

Haha #7 lol

06cobaltSSftw 7

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:38

That's racist.

honeymoonroyale 20

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:39

LOL "Taco taco burrito". He's a dick for doing that, but that part was funny.

Tinad01 12

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:40

It was quite obvious that he was just kidding. Give him a break. Try to work on a sense of humor people!

Leewannabe 10

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:43

Me no understand... I guess neither me nor OP is on the ball;)

Robert1989 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:47

now when he message you for sex you can write the the person you are trying to message has turned lesbian lick lick not going to suck you dick.

XxxAnitaxxX 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 19:49

That's funny. I probably be laughing to hard to be mad.

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