By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
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RoboCunnilingus 23

Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

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JMichael 25

Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

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Aqualuna_Raven 5

You have to admit, that is pretty funny xD

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honeymoonroyale 20

LOL "Taco taco burrito". He's a dick for doing that, but that part was funny.

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Tinad01 12

It was quite obvious that he was just kidding. Give him a break. Try to work on a sense of humor people!

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Leewannabe 10

Me no understand... I guess neither me nor OP is on the ball;)

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Robert1989 9

now when he message you for sex you can write the the person you are trying to message has turned lesbian lick lick not going to suck you dick.

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XxxAnitaxxX 14

That's funny. I probably be laughing to hard to be mad.

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