Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted...

By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By springbreak09 - 01/04/2009 06:03 - Mexico

Today, I left for vacation in Mexico. Upon landing, I received a text message from the guy I've been seeing. It read, "Sorry, I'm not boyfriend material. Have a good trip." I paid 75 cents to get dumped, internationally. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By wowza - 31/01/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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By 1.30am - 10/02/2012 09:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML

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Bad omen

By nycgirl424 - 05/02/2009 22:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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You deserved it 252

Take a number

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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You deserved it 275

Ghost

By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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Suspicious

By Confused - 23/09/2020 17:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I texted my boyfriend, asking him to meet me when he finished work. Paranoid as he is, he took this to mean that I wanted to break up with him, and is ghosting me into oblivion. All I wanted was to see him on our 4-year anniversary. FML

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You deserved it 185

RoboCunnilingus 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 18:48

Either he was joking or that's nacho boyfriend anymore.

JMichael 25

Saturday 11 January 2014 18:46

Your boyfriend sounds like a prick.

Comments

Marie314 17

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:24

"Fulfill all your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco"

Musiclover1482 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:29

Dump his immature ass and find yourself a real man who'll proudly display you. I don't understand why females put up with guys who'll only give them affection in private but out in public act as if they aren't even together. My parents have been together for 30 years and they still hold hands in public. That is what females should concentrate on finding.

xReDMemory 28

Saturday 11 January 2014 22:44

That's a couple of idiotic assumptions to make about a guy because he didn't want to go to a goddamn ball.

squideth 18

Sunday 12 January 2014 10:06

Stop ******* calling women "females", it's unbelievably degrading.

beaverteaser 16

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:47

give that man a taco

Epikouros 31

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:50

Before you dump him: does your bf have a brother that likes to play pranks?

jefrey 9

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:53

speeddy Gonsalez yeeehhhaaaaaa!! andale andale arriba arriba yeeeehhhaaaaa!!!

Art408 5

Saturday 11 January 2014 21:54

That wasn't even clever. That just straight up sucked.

Vahex 19

Saturday 11 January 2014 22:20

He's a dick

Blink_me26 21

Saturday 11 January 2014 22:36

Now I feel like a burrito.

Ins0mau 20

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:40

I feel that FML once had a sense of humour, Judging by the responses here and elsewhere, it appears that's no longer the case. The only comedy here consists of lame comments with disclaimers of irony. P.S OP's boyfriend was joking.