By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
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bladomas 2

why not both? serve him while naked

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ManInTheMachine 19

I think you took him too literally, OP. Guys are crazy about the kinky cook. Just put on an apron, start cooking, and pasta might not be the only thing on the menu. ;)

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spottyblanket 8

Man what is with all these sexist guys, do they really think they are funny?

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TADspace 30

Tell him you're dressing as a single woman instead. Happy Halloween, ************.

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LifelessStars 22

ever thought about being a naked lady under an apron ;D

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JustTemporary 24

If that offended you so badly then just "dress up" as a naked chick cooking dinner next year.

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gregkingsley 4

Can't have great sex on an empty stomach

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