By okay._. - 01/11/2012 07:54 - United States - Marysville

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
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bladomas 2

why not both? serve him while naked

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ManInTheMachine 19

I think you took him too literally, OP. Guys are crazy about the kinky cook. Just put on an apron, start cooking, and pasta might not be the only thing on the menu. ;)

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dmadsen33 9

Wow... Everyone is saying that "a man can't have sex on an empty stomach".. Well, guess what, then he can freaking cook for himself?! Men aren't stupid, they should be able to feed themselves. OP not being in the mood for cooking doesn't stop the boyfriend from eating when he gets home and then join OP n the bedroom afterwards. Duh.

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Negroification 7

Except if the man is out actually earning a living, then the least the woman can do is cook for him.

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Rocky007 15

Apparently he knows what you are good at.

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fullmetalmutt 2

should of told him eating you out was his dinner

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krs7g4 8

I would have gotten takeout, fed him, teased the holy hell out of him buck naked, then denied him sexual satisfaction and had a good time abusing myself until I was exhausted.

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flashback_fml 14

Lol dress up as both

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carina_47 16

And here I thought the naked woman works 10 out of 10 times.

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