Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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You deserved it 24 388

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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You deserved it 404

By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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You deserved it 72 164

Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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You deserved it 8 880

By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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You deserved it 15 742

Committed

By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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You deserved it 29 016

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 340

You deserved it 6 836

By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 8 905

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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You deserved it 3 999

By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 9 374

Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

xhunterrrr 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:05

I agree with #16. :P

Fuck34 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:06

Wow, that's pathetic. There is no game on the planet that is worth turning down perfectly good sex. Oh yea...and when he's over that, you should cut him off.

rinnychan 2

Monday 23 March 2009 16:12

It bothers me when people have that whole 'he'd rather do ____ than ____ with you? dump him!' attitude. His whole life can't be about you, and it's not his fault that he's excited about the game. It would distract him from being able to fully concentrate on having sex, too, and since it's the first time for the two of you I'm sure he also wants it to be perfect.

FuckedUpLife123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:15

OMG platinum is out! FINALY

poke_master 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:17

Haha, that is pretty great.

Calm_Mind 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:21

In his defense, Pokemon Platinum is the epitome of awesomeness. I'm playing it right now. ^_^

starcheckered 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:28

you deserved this for ASKING your boyfriend if he wanted to have sex with you, especially via text message. either get up the balls to ask in person when you're getting it on, or just let it happen!

ladybeatle 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:30

As a female who thoroughly enjoys sex...#37 and #75 all the way. And boys love video games, btw. It's like...if your favorite store just opened up in a local mall and you made plans with a friend to go shopping that day...I guess. Would you ditch the plans to have sex with your boyfriend? Hopefully not.

Callyn 47

Monday 23 March 2009 16:38

Why is it that whenever a woman doesn't want to have sex we're all supposed to respect her decision but if a guy doesn't want to have sex it's an FML for his girlfriend? Not every guy wants to have sex ALL THE TIME, there are plenty of other things we enjoy doing. He'll be bored with Platinum in a day or two and it'll all go back to normal.