Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

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xqme 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:42

you should go out and buy the other part....and then raise pokemon to own his ass. that ought to teach him to place pokemon before you! i just hope he doesn't take the motto "gotta catch em all" to his sexual practices [reference: xkcd]

genius_man16 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:48

I think this all depends on the age. If you guys are out of high school then this is a definite FML. If not then it's not that big of a deal. At any rate, the guy is retarded for not wanting to have sex with you. You should not give him any sex for several months just to get him back, and when he asks just be like "sorry, doing homework" or something

loser_fml 1

Monday 23 March 2009 16:56

I'm on his side all the way, sorry matee

wienerwagon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:57

#19, it's not that rare for most people's girlfriend's to want sex. I'm sorry you've had such luck. Also, why does the relationship between playing pokemon and having sex have to be mutually exclusive? He only needs his hands to train his new origin-form Giratina, his penis is all yours.

mandyism 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:06

What #37 said. Besides, Platinum is great. Don't be such a bitch about it.

This_Guy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:09

Gotta catch em all, ya know.

Chibi_fml 9

Monday 23 March 2009 17:13

#37 and #75 FTW! If you made him wait, you can wait for him. Even if you think it's because of the stupidest reason in the world, if you really cared about him you'd be willing to wait until he is ready. Just because he wants to play his game doesn't mean you're at the bottom of his priorities or something stupid like that, and it definitely doesn't mean you should dump him. And, I'm a girl, twenty years old, and I've Platinum pre-ordered for over a week. I picked it up yesterday with much excitement. If you're not a Pokemon fan, you just don't get it. Think of something that you really love to do. Take watching a movie. If you've been waiting a long time for a particular movie to come out, and finally the release day comes, if your boyfriend said, "I'm ready to have sex" would you go to the movie or go be with him? Your time will come, be patient.

Unknown_user23 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:18

SERIOUSLY WTF is wrong with that guy... personally i play video games but if your girlfriend tells you she wants to have sex with you YOU DON'T BLOW HER OFF FOR A NEW GAME YOU TAKE THE CHANCE SHE GIVES YOU!!!!!!