By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 128 704
You deserved it 24 386

Same thing different taste

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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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alright...so I was having the same problem.. so I decided I needed to take it to a new level.. so I went and bought a Nintendo DS..pink just to be cool :) and I bought the new Pokemon game...I sat and played the game ..beside my boyfriend..I eventually realized the game was pretty fun aha but heres the best part.. when he was done playing.. I would continue.. he eventually realized what I was doing.. (turning the tables)...and its all better plus it is now something that we can do together :)... even though its ridiculously nerdy and we are 18 and 20 lmao!! hope that helps! :D

deja54 0

I've turned down sex to play COD4. And I don't regret that. And when SC2 comes out, I hope the females in my life know to just let me go.

That, and not to mention it's epic fail on the guy's part. Were he smart, he'd buy the game, come over, and proceed to have sex with you. While playing the game. (Trust me. Sex + DS = a beautiful thing.) D'oh! It seems I'm not the first to have that idea. Oh well. At least I can proudly say I've done it. (I was playing Final Fantasy III at the time, if 'ya must know.)

seriously17 0

Judging by some of the responses saying "I'd rather play pokemon" it's a wonder that gamers get any sex at all...unless you don't so you just claim the game is better.

Im a girl and I'd turn a guy down for sex for particular games !! Pokemon is awesome,, but if you feel that bad about it Idkk dress up like Pikachu and tell him to come over.. haha.. ^_^

you are obviously dating a twelve year old and are not ready for sex

StephanieSays 0

this is why you don't plan to have sex.

I must agree with every female or sympathetic male out there, but yet Pokemon may be his childhood, he plays it because its one those thing to take him out of his world. I bet if you were right next to him, looked him in the eyes, then said it to him. He'd throw the DS and you two will be at it like to jack rabbits repopulating the world! the girlfriend did the same thing to me yesterday. im just like your bf lol yet again im 20 so its not so bad for you.

#131 la pikachu costume thing was priceless lol but dump dat mutha-fcker he aint mature yet so dump him cuz that relationship aint gon get anywherez n im 16 n even i c that lol so u aint dun nutin rong (i sound so uneducated rite now lol)

TurtleGenius 0

I admire your boyfriend, to an extent. He should have bought you one, too, though, so you guys could trade and all that. I didn't even realize platinum was out until I read this. Thanks for the notification.