By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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daffyduckdd 2

Man up your still getting head and from The sounds of it pretty regularly. Just do a bit of trimming and your good to go. Stop being a bitch.

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Barriaultcory 16

This is a pretty obvious hint... Good for her still doing the do when you went full bush

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alfalfalaffa 17

I don't see the problem. Flossing is a difficult thing to drag yourself into doing anyways.

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kittykat1501 31

Wow what a perv the first thing I thought of was op outside cutting the grass in his yard

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