By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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emmexox 0

uhmm. that's pretty gross .

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nephewsam 0

Haha, I moderated this one. Funny stuff

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DisappearingRose 18

I'M TRYING TO BATHE MY APE IN YOUR MILKYWAY!

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razzumfrazzum 0

I know this is probably a case of the OP's gf using poor word choice.....but caught in her teeth? Really? Am I the only one to notice that? The only way anything gets caught in your teeth is if you're chewing something. If she's really getting his pubic hair caught in her teeth then either the OP is in to some super kinky shit, or he has a bubble yum penis OM NOM NOM NOM lol (no ****) :D

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Funky_T 0

#117 ....SO TRUE!! how the **** can it get caught in her teeth?????.... does she chew on your dick? Or has she got a bent set of teeth? u need to dump that bitch

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ful_fml 0

why would you txt someone just to tell your mowing your lawn?

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frannytrois64 0

Jesus, that shit's gross! Mow hers then.

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doof_fisch 2

I bet you're glad you didn't tell her that you were cutting some wood.

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OhhandyT 0

OMG This is one of the funniest FMLs yet!

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