By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 276
You deserved it 54 417

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

Comments

I don't think most men should trim their pubic hair, but still: how is this an fml? Now you know what she likes so you can choose wether or not you'll do it, right?

uuum i think YDI for not "mowing your lawn". thats gross.

Liam_Vile 5

YDI because that's what you get for sending inane text messages to your girlfriend.

laurie1094 0

time to shave ! and why are you texting your gf about moaning the lawn?...

Did you even think before texting that? Maybe you shouldn't have said that's what you were doing or else you get into "that's what he said!"