By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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lettertjes 0

I don't think most men should trim their pubic hair, but still: how is this an fml? Now you know what she likes so you can choose wether or not you'll do it, right?

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fickdich 0

uuum i think YDI for not "mowing your lawn". thats gross.

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Liam_Vile 5

YDI because that's what you get for sending inane text messages to your girlfriend.

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laurie1094 0

time to shave ! and why are you texting your gf about moaning the lawn?...

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wellthatsucks 0

Did you even think before texting that? Maybe you shouldn't have said that's what you were doing or else you get into "that's what he said!"

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