By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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beaniebabe 0

hahaha that's pretty preverted if she assumed that

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sheilatothemoon_ 0

ahahahahahahah, grossest FML i've read this month.

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Copilot 0

I am male and trim my pubes, I don't shave them bald but a nice trim every so often is great, its not cool having a jungle down there.

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dg72592_fml 0

ew your girlfriend is weird. i hate when guys shave their pubes, its gotta be the biggest turnoff ever.

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fmh123 0

every man should trim their pubs man, i mean it makes your dong look bigger too, lmao thats so funny that your girl said that though

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Vagrarian 2

Looking bigger doesn't actually make it bigger. It's like padding in a woman's bra...sure, they look bigger, but when you get down to it, it doesn't change a thing.

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misterman2 3

Caught in her teeth??? Either she can deep throat, or your little man is quite small....

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zomgroflmao 0

that or hes real hairy

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ziqi92 0

that took me a good 5 minutes to figure out what she was talking about and i'm 17. ROFL!!!!!!!!!

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