By jkon - 04/08/2009 05:11 - United States

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Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I guess you've got more mowing to do then!

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cactus_fml 0

So trim your pubes. No biggie. ;)

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amlethus 0

So what? Grab some scissors, trim it down - and while you are at it, wash your jewels.

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aJ09 0

get rid of ur pubs, thats disgusting. girls dont like guys who have hair down there

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Vagrarian 2

Newsflash....EVERY guy has hair down there, unless they're children. Plus shaving it is a problem because some guys have to shave it every day because the stubble is so uncomfortable. And from what I understand, lots of girls like pubes, and a lot even like 'em untrimmed.

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Ketz 0

Why would you tell her that your mowing the lawn. That's like texting her at 11:00 at night: I'm going to brush my teeth. YDI

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xxstealthxx 0

ya, why would you randomly text her saying your mowing the lawn? I call bull crap on this fml, srry. and also I always get rid of my lawn, its disgusting and its uncomfortably annoying

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OhGoth 0

Oh, wow. Maybe she texted him and asked what he was doing? I don't mind it at all when guys have hair down there.

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notlovingit 0

YDI for not mowing YOUR lawn - because come on do we HAVE to remind u of that too

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