By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
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kiran_fml 5

What a horrible mother.

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phantumgrey 6

Another excuse by a fatty to not exercise :(

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heatherleeann17 0

First off being "fat" has nothing to do with it, there are HEALTHY overweight people. It's called genetics. It's hard to walk on a broken foot, no need to be rude.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Oh my God someone else actually gets it! THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL! I'll never understand why genetics can make it impossible for someone to put on weight, but people think it's impossible for genetics to make it near impossible to lose weight.

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rattusrattus 18

People use 'fatty' or 'fatass' to shame thin people who don't want/are unable to walk as well. His mother could just be a bloody wanktosser, and is probably on the list of people who should not have children, ever. Hope you posted this FML from your home computer, OP, and not your mobile phone whilst sitting in the hospital canteen.

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Shadow_Blues 10

In the case of never gaining weight, could be a case of fast metabolism. Only problem with that, one is that you run out of energy faster, and two is that you might get colder easier. In my case, anyways, but hey, it's Canada, when isn't it at least a lil chilly? :3

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MissHayleyJames 7

Ya my husband is 6'6 and can't get above about 178. He luckily doesn't have problems with energy and he's always hot lol.

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innka 2

that's something my mom would say...

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gracehi 31

I can't believe 37 hit YDI for this one. 37 people are soulless abominations. OP may be fat, but he can start exercising when his foot heals.

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rubberduckie94 13

What a mean mama. Even as old as I am if I needed my mama for anything she would be right there for me. Sorry op. I hope she was kidding and texted you right back she was on her way to get you.

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KiroyWolf 2

Wow that's horrible of her. :/ hope u get better fairly soon and FYL.

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samjune 0

Hopefully someone other than your mother feels bad for you and gives you a lift.

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Cavebone 5

dont care. if ur fat u deservee it. u probably broke by being fat anyways.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Holy ****, you can't be serious? 1. You can't spell for shit. 2. It's not possible to break your leg if your fat. 3. Don't care? Are you the bad parent? Educate yourself before you type, asshole.

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Valdrek 26

87- of course it's possible to break you leg from being fat, some fatties can't even walk due to 250kg plus of fat with the threat of the wight snapping the bones like toothpicks. You can even collapse your own lungs and break your ribs from being too fat. Now I think it's safe to say OP isn't that fat as per my above example, but still... Educate yourself before you comment bud.

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DocBastard 38

Valdrek, you just keep digging your hole deeper and deeper, don't you? I've been a doctor for *censored* years, and I've never once seen a patient who broke a rib or collapsed a lung (or broke a leg for that matter) simply due to obesity. I would grant that perhaps superobese patients may be at a higher risk of falling and breaking something, but bones don't just "snap like toothpicks" spontaneously.

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micahsmommy 13

Can you borrow a wheelchair from the hospital? Then at least you could roll home and get a great arm workout.

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kkiang33 0

fyl for having a broken foot. but how did you break it? its a possible ydi

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