By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 83
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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Kouroo_fml 0

Okay, honestly? FYL regardless of the fact you didn't know what to do, because that just sucks. Quite frankly, I think some people will click YDI no matter what even when it's obvious that the OP probably didn't deserve it. Getting stung TWICE and pissed on, only to find out that it doesn't even work? Yeah, FYL. =/ At least you'll know better for next time?

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SHOOK68 0

You are not supposed to be peed on dumbshit that infects it

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cheerthefkupism 0

FYL for being stung the first time. And FY friend for pissing on you. That doesn't work. Your friend totally just piddled on you for nothing. However, YDI or the second time. (1) Why the HELL would you go back into the ocean after just being stung by a jellyfish? Chances are there are MORE in there, as they travel in schools. (2) To wash something off, you don't go into the ocean, where there is sand, salt, dirt, and ADDITIONAL defecation and urination of random creatures within its waters. You're begging for an infection. While the first sting is something you can't help, everything that followed was entirely avoidable if some common sense would have been used.

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UGADawg08 1

I would pee on you. And I'd video tape it. Hot.

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xjordanxjadedx 0

people, is it really necessary to repost the same thing everyone else is saying? this is what it looks like: pee doesn't work. pee doesn't work. pee doesn't work. pee doesn't work. pee works dumbass pee doesn't work. pee doesn't work. pee works dumbass. its kind of annoying.

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takemeonthefloor 0

LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES!

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tk89 0

So did your friend piss on you again?

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undyinghumor 0

Vinegar and wet sand. Any lifeguard on duty would have told you that on a public beach.

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