By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 83
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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magunn 0

i don't know if pee works, but i know absolutly not on a jellyfish sting. the only reason people think it works is because they say that amonia helps, but thats on man'o'war sting's not jellyfish.

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PyroMicky 0

The beach can be a bitch. And apparently, jellyfish can smell fear. or pee.

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Dabookofnothing 0

Ive been stung by a jellyfish i got out of the water put vinager on it and decided it took to long so i went back in the water.

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redbluegreen 40

Cheers on finding another person to pee on you. This made me laugh so bad.

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plethora 3

1. Get friend to pee on you 2. ??? 3. Profit!

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containsnosoy 0

I can't believe you had someone pee on you..

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xtiredofyoux 0

I completely agree, #123. Way to be. =]

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Humanoid_fml 0

Good lord, everyone here needs to learn to check their facts before they go talking about things they obviously know nothing about. All you have to do is check Wikipedia to learn that urine makes jellyfish stings worse, and vinegar helps them get better.

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TheFrthAngel 0

Oh yeah because wikipedia is so awesome that most colleges don't even allow it as a source without like four other sources backing it up.

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fmylife_9999 0

Ewww! That's discusting.. Why did u put your feet back in the water after they've been peed on?????

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