By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 83
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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Flove09 0

Pee is not good for a jellyfish sting, it could cause a serious infection plus that is just gross. Simply hot water helps just to clean it.

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nushadow 0

YDI for having R. Kelly as a friend.

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oliviaaaaaaaa 0

ahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha ithink i just peed my pants a little.

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jengen 0

Woman vs. Jellyfish Jellyfish 2 Woman 0 Jellyfish WON.

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fmlreaderr 0

You know, that happened on FRIENDS. I don't believe you

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Evilbeagle 0

Some of you are so unfairly vicious. The pee thing doesn't work, but not everyone knows this because it is a widespread myth perpetuated further by a stupid TV show. Going back into the water is the best thing you can do for pain relief. It's not like the jellyfish is lurking and seeking out a victim. That's just bad luck. I would certainly consider this an FML because 1. Getting stung by a jellyfish sucks, 2. The peeing was unecessary and probably awkward, and 3. The second sting was freakish.

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Jesx 0

FFS people, just being so in your face. He deserves it for what? For not ******* being perfect? It's a widespread myth and people sometimes tend to stick to them.

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wbrycem 0

105 had to say it. There's always at least one. So I guess peeing on it doesn't work? Lol who cares, honestly

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