By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 433
You deserved it 83

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Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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tomoturtle 0

ouch and why were u swimming in jellyfish infested water? have you ever watched the news of the people who get killed by those things every year in like Hawaii or whatever?

smokinkush 0

vodka actually works like pee for jelly fish stings. vodka neutralizes the sting and doesn't smell like pee. :)

bexox 0

MEAT TENDERIZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best remedy for jelly fish stings, and i heard they even work for bee stings! #11: Because everyone knows, if you go in the water a loose seal will bite off your hand! ;)

tehninja 0

@109: But you'll still be all right. ;) And lol at the OP. That really sucks.

Well, we need a scientific study. Let's go back to the beach with the OP, smack them with a jellyfish, then take turns peeing on them. We can also smack them with jellyfish, then pour vinegar, ammonia, saline solution and lighter fluid on them alternately while keeping notes on the results. Big fun! Prizes!

Yarrachel 16

Why are so many people going on about how this is fake and taken from Friends? Like it's so unrealistic and there's absolutely no way this could happen in real life. I believe it, I was stung twice in a row too!

yeah last time i saw jellyfish at the ocean there were soooo many of them. i def would have been too scared to get back in the water.

TigerPride 0