By Heather - 31/05/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
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Nakedsquirrel 5

Did you make your friend pee on you again? Did you stare at his/her genitals while they peed? Did a lot of pee get on an area that wasn't stung? It's this sort of information that leaves me unable to choose between FML/YDI.

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laurisshnazzy 0

Haha. I got stung by a jellyfish a few years ago.. no piss necessary. A few painkillers, one ointment cream, and two hours laying down with my leg elevated sent the pain away. Sucks to be you.

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ChefRyan 0

i did not read every single post but WHITE Vinegar helps..

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serfis 0

Ok, for this link you guys are citing, you're misinterpreting what it says. "some victims have reported pain relief, but urine does not ALWAYS have enough acid to neutralize the venom. Use vinegar". So this site you're giving as proof says that urine can work, but it's not usually effective. At ties though, that could be your best bet. For those of you saying it makes it worse, absolutely not

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Smart_ass09 0

its equal i suppose, FYL for getting stung, and YDI for going in a second time! shame on you :P

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funsize003 0

you ****** this up yourself, you have to be a huge dumbass to rush back into the water. if you got hit by a truck and were pretty much alright, would you run back into the road for another go? fail.

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spidergirl040812 0

well I'm glad you're. still alive because. ucan die from 1 jellyfish sting let alone 2 you're. lucky

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greatnt249 0

"well I'm glad you're. still alive because. ucan die from 1 jellyfish sting let alone 2 you're. lucky" 1. It depends on the type of jellyfish. 2. Learn how to use a goddamn punctuation mark.

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supamann 0

Its your own fault, why would you go into the water if you know there are jellyfish in there?

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ScooterRacer09 0

damn... was this dude to dude? or dude to girl pissing? either way, thats rough.

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krisFrAnHeehar 0

FYL? **** your poor friends life, they had to pee on you!

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