School and Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing....

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 151

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 257

You deserved it 54 610

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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Detained

By Sonakshi - 11/09/2020 13:03 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 241

You deserved it 227

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 908

By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 724

You deserved it 213

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 10 751

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 44 561

I hate my life

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 17:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 317

You deserved it 1 001

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 777

You deserved it 414

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 656

You deserved it 48 063

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:05

Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.

slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:24

happened to me last year on labor day...

Comments

01justin10 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:52

u dumb ass

kyle124 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 6:44

oooooooohh that sux....im only 13 so i cant drive to school but a couple times i have woken up on a saturday and gotten ready super fast thinking i'd be late...hahaha

coldglass 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:03

Lol, did that one time for summer school. Thought it was friday. Bus leaves at 7:15am, and it was a saturday. I woke at roughly 7:10, ran to the end of my street, opened my phone and it read, "Saturday, July 11th, 2009."

hotcoco32 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 17:10

LOL my birthday is two days after that... :P july 13 ftw!

rmasterpros 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 6:35

no u went to school for an education, dumbass!

mezsed 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:21

now this one is funny! lol

xoRayRayxo 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:35

I've done that before. Neighbors still laugh at me…-_-

applesmoothiee 2

Sunday 4 April 2010 21:15

yeah...

colescool 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 14:53

could this be the efect of drugs ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????