School and Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing....

By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 75 151

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 257

You deserved it 54 610

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 455

You deserved it 37 985

Detained

By Sonakshi - 11/09/2020 13:03 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 241

You deserved it 227

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 908

By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 724

You deserved it 213

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 10 751

By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 44 561

I hate my life

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 17:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 317

You deserved it 1 001

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 777

You deserved it 414

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 063

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:05

Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.

slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:24

happened to me last year on labor day...

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Wire54321 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 8:47

Priceless

musiclexii124 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:54

that's bad but not FML bad

jake3292 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:08

Better than waking up with a pube in your mouth. I should stop sucking so many dicks!!

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 3:39

You don't have a calendar

brandon_marsh 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:35

kickblocker 18

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:09

Haha I've done this before. My mom luckily caught me right before I walked out the front door though

aPieceOfFruit 16

Friday 23 September 2011 0:19

I always go to school....for nothing

jocyyjayy 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 20:52

My alarm rang & ' ithought about going to ! jus as iwas about to get up , iremembered it was saterday & ' knocked out again . xp

angela3825 1

Friday 6 April 2012 21:24

Omg I did that too!

Ajwc101 24

Monday 18 June 2012 1:50

HAHA

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Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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You deserved it 4 813

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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You deserved it 4 385

Today, I was walking to bed in fancy panties and a tight black tank top. My husband exclaimed, "This is the best part about being a grown up!" He was talking about the ice cream he was eating in bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 710

You deserved it 4 836

Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML

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You deserved it 1 246

Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

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You deserved it 40 289

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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You deserved it 5 385

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Detained

I hate my life

Another great day to be alive

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