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By RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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By shilpajayseanfan - 24/02/2009 13:43 - Canada

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

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You deserved it 54 623

By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By Sonakshi - 11/09/2020 13:03 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I forgot to bring a letter to my secondary school, so I went to detention. I told them it got lost, but it's only when my parents phoned and told them the same thing that they believed it. So I got detention for nothing. FML

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You deserved it 231

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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You deserved it 11 908

By littl3storm - 13/05/2019 04:00

Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By Nicole - 19/09/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

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I hate my life

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 17:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML

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You deserved it 1 008

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

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You deserved it 421

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:05

Today, I thought you were a moron. Tomorrow I will think the same.

slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 16 February 2009 7:24

happened to me last year on labor day...

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Crusader0102 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:48

I'll have forgotten by tomorrow.

sunburned101 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 21:42

that happened to me on a long weekend...I had to wait 2 hours for my mom to come back and pick me up :(

CopyrightLOLOLOL 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 19:46

I would sooooo do this. *facepalm*

ameanberg 1

Sunday 27 June 2010 9:24

how does that work?

s89gtr89 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 0:37

that sux. but funny :) one time my dad woke me up at 6 and made me get readyt for school THEN decided to tell me it was saturday :P

xlildizzle1516x 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:42

I can so relate

SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 13:48

We have this weird thing called an academic calendar

ioceano 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 6:46

lol ydi for being stoned the night before ;) lol it's ok though

Amber_Bear 0

Friday 19 November 2010 4:25

I know the feeling my college is 40 minutes away..

MeMan761 3

Friday 25 February 2011 15:39

I had that happen to me when i stopped drinking coffee... luckily my mom told me it was sunday.

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Today, while dropping my daughter off at soccer practice I was talking about my gym routine. Her friend said, "Your dad's going to be the new god of thunder." My daughter was like, "He already is, but for different reasons." Everyone got the joke. FML

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Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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Today, my boyfriend transferred some money to me online. He put a joke reference of "Anal nice 'n cheap". We need to show a month-long bank statement to our mortgage broker tomorrow. FML

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Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML

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Today, I found out that what my husband meant by "we should try swinging" is "I really want to have sex with this one friend of yours, and if you so much as make eye contact with any guy I'm going to totally flip out and threaten to kill him and you." FML

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Today, I tried doing a hair dye at home for the first time. I misread the instructions and left the dye on for twice the recommended time. Now my hair is the color of a traffic cone and brittle enough to break if I sneeze. FML

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Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML

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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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