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I was talking to a girl 2 years ago and thought the moment was right to kiss her and I did and she got mad and called me a ****** right after... but then 2 days later she asked me to kiss her and we ended up dating for a year and a half lmao... good times
OP set himself up for that one. lmao. I Declare you a dumbass
has kind of illegal, that stuff only works in movies...
sexual harrasment...... panda!
haha im watching it right now too. "isnt that facism?" "no because we dont call it facism"
no, you shouldnt have
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Show it anywayI feel enlightened.
Wow, that was a pretty massive generalisation. Sounds like you're feeling bitter about life, ActuallyFDH.
Hmm.. I disagree
Sooo true!
I agree dude
Yes because we're all vindictive little hitches. I love causing other people pain. Soon I will be all powerful.
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Show it anywayOh, another generalisation from ActuallyFDH! Although, what do I know. I'm just a woman so I MUST be overreacting.
Sexual assault isn't romantic!
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are you ******* retarded ....
You're supposed to declare your love BEFORE trying to kiss her rather than declaring your love BY kissing her. Now she's going to think you're a creep.