By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
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Same thing different taste

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dannyydanny 0

are you ******* retarded ....

You're supposed to declare your love BEFORE trying to kiss her rather than declaring your love BY kissing her. Now she's going to think you're a creep.

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I was talking to a girl 2 years ago and thought the moment was right to kiss her and I did and she got mad and called me a ****** right after... but then 2 days later she asked me to kiss her and we ended up dating for a year and a half lmao... good times

OP set himself up for that one. lmao. I Declare you a dumbass

has kind of illegal, that stuff only works in movies...

haha im watching it right now too. "isnt that facism?" "no because we dont call it facism"

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Wow, that was a pretty massive generalisation. Sounds like you're feeling bitter about life, ActuallyFDH.

Yes because we're all vindictive little hitches. I love causing other people pain. Soon I will be all powerful.

DabegotWorld 5

Way to go dude hope ur not suprized lol try again...

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Oh, another generalisation from ActuallyFDH! Although, what do I know. I'm just a woman so I MUST be overreacting.