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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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dannyydanny 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

are you ******* retarded ....

mk58 31

Monday 6 June 2011 23:09

You're supposed to declare your love BEFORE trying to kiss her rather than declaring your love BY kissing her. Now she's going to think you're a creep.

Comments

MurphyS94 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:29

YDI it for doing that. But that was kind of a bitch mood on her part if she knew him. If one of my guy friends did that to me, I would have slapped him but I think the sexual harassment suit took it a bit far.

cestrian 2

Monday 6 June 2011 23:29

You're a ******* idiot.

thebadmanpuntedb 7

Monday 6 June 2011 23:31

I can hear the facepalm through my computer.

Niki0308 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:33

Why did you think this was a good IDE?

tpike1296 11

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:21

Don't use SATA, SSD eSATA FTW!

awardZu 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:35

Sexual assult, the one true way to a woman's heart! I cannot say YDI strongly enough, you dumbass. I hope she pepper sprays you next time she sees you.

conmanusmc 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:37

take it like a man then slap her back

schmelia 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:26

Yes, I always like my sexual assault with a side of good old physical assault. What a pair.

XxToriwolfxX 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:43

Don't forget rape, robbery, murder and necrophilia! They are so natural together, like babies being mulched, ground into a paste, shoved into tubes and sent all over the world to clean teeth!

Gloritank 8

Monday 6 June 2011 23:47

Even though movies say that's ok, it's not.

johnson94 5

Monday 6 June 2011 23:50

don't be too discouraged, she's probably just into that kinky sort of stuff. get right back on that horse and remember your safe word!

nitemare0 17

Monday 6 June 2011 23:51

dude, even you make it sound creepy

camo97 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:57

Some women don't understand the gravity of their words and actions which can totally send the wrong message. At least you had the balls to follow your heart.