Love: Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 16:28 - United States - Portland

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Marou - 25/12/2008 01:54 - France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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By Brunette, small breasts - 24/07/2016 18:51 - Romania - Campina

Today, I decided to finally talk to my crush. I said, "Hello" to which he replied, "First, dye your hair blonde and grow some boobs, then we can talk business." FML

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By JG - 10/05/2012 11:48 - United States - Melbourne

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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Life ain't a movie, son

By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2014 00:33 - United States - Durham

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 52 943

By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

By C45 - 25/12/2009 20:27 - Canada

Today, from my girlfriend of five years, I got my clothes back, my engagment ring and a card that says, "Merry Christmas! It's me not you." FML

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MidnightRain3 16

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:36

Ouch. Lol

hannah_cheers 30

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:37

If he cares more about looks than personality, he isn't worth it, OP. Find someone who will find you beautiful no matter what.

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mosquito19 14

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:04

that's just sad.

Murilirum 23

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:09

I give you serious props for putting your neck out OP. Excellent job!

Audem_fml 27

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:38

Well played, both of you.

netflixislove 32

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:44

I'm sorry, people like that aren't worth your time

Zach_attack_ 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:44

that's cold

fuckercakes 21

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:45

You deserve an award, it took serious balls to do that

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:50

Should have said Ta Da again.

Onyxdragon 9

Saturday 29 November 2014 22:53

little to

granCanyon 12

Saturday 29 November 2014 23:01

Give him a masturbation kit for christmas and say "here's your new girlfriend, bye". Then leave and never come back.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 30 November 2014 0:13

Yep

scottyboy417 19

Saturday 29 November 2014 23:13

That's a really harsh way to let someone down but the ugly truth is most people care a lot about looks.

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Same thing different taste

Nice dude

Life ain't a movie, son

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