Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

AyBreezyItsEmily 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:17

Steveo! You're a punk. and you still got beated by me :D. dont ever hit girls ever again! D:

LJtheGreat 0

Monday 25 May 2009 7:31

Thank you AnHero. At least some people can still be realistic.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:09

AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna meet your friend, I like her already!

pokemonblabla45 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:14

aww ......no wait HAHAHAHA ! you deserved it .

hilaryy_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:15

What were you aiming to acheive here? Win - you just beat up a girl 2 years younger then you. Loose - You just got beaten up by a girl 2 years younger then you. None of which are good things.

Jackthestripper 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:45

YDI for being a wanker.

NaturallyUnlucky 0

Monday 25 May 2009 8:58

228 -- I'm nineteen, 5'11, female, and I have four brothers, all but one of whom are taller than me (and that one is my height). I can hold my own against most guys on average-- certainly if they're not used to fighting. However, I do agree that if you took a male of average size and put him against a female of average size, then he'd win. Just know that there girls out there that can fight, and not just because we go for the balls (you grow up with four brothers and you know that that's a no-no unless you're being raped-- some guys have said that it's a no-no even IF you're being raped, but that's where I wave the bullshit flag).

boshiboshibom 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:18

Guys have said the balls are a no no even if you're being raped? My god...I will not even speak of what I would do...

OhFiddleSticks 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:38

I'm not gonna say you were her "friend" because friends know when their own friends can kick their asses. And what are you?! 8?! You think it's "funny" to punch girls?! Grow up, "buff" "guy" and suck it up. Quit being a little b!tch, and grow some balls instead of muscles.