By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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MoonTiger 4

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

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wtfml0715 0

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

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DuotonedRainbow 0

i think it's pretty shitty that everyone's being such a hard ass on him for "picking a fight with a girl" or whatever. theyre friends, they pick on each other, its funny. the end. theres nothing wrong with that. it is really funny that she beat you up til you cried though, sorry. :P

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Ae_hunt 0

fake and you're a loser/pussy for describing yourself as "buff"...

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thuryn 2

Hahahahahaha It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Good for her! :) (Don't take the dog metaphor too far or she'll kick your ass again.)

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Shannn 0

Hahaha, sucks for you.

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vag_fml 0

we.. now we know who likes emily. secondly, are you sure you dont have a ******?

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LJtheGreat 0

#153 shut the **** up. I've never seen a female that was good at fighting. Men are built better for combat, plain and simple. Sure there are some guys out there that are so bad at fighting that they get beat by girls, but that's their fault for being pathetic. 99% of the time in a fight between a male and a female the male wins easily because of natural ability.

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ihearnoises 0

well i'm a 15 year old skinny girl and i beat the shit out of football players so **** YOU... oh btw YDI for underestimating the power of skinny girls yes we can be very strong

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paulineback 0

That reminds me of David and Goliath.

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