Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

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RazorbladeSmiles 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:25

Gay

sbosha1 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 4:34

hey, if the bitch deserved it then the bitch deserved it. If women want to be treated like equals then men should be allowed to beat them up if they deserve it. I'd punch a guy in the face if he was being a dick, why not a girl? Too bad you got beaten. Next time, hit her in the tit.

sam_1990 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:19

Suck shit, that's what you get you douche bag.

Kttttt 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:33

haha sounds like something that would happen to me. Alot of people underestimate my strength. Much like #2, cheer and tumbling is a good workout.

Panicattackx5 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 6:45

You give guys everywhere a bad name. Good job, ya ****

Mnemo_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 7:57

YDI for hitting a girl.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 8:33

haha go emily!! YDI, you sob! girls can be just as tough as guys!

lunamye 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 10:39

Ok there "buff guy", if the gravity of the situation hasn't reached you yet you should consider your words and actions more carefully. I'm being generous with my idea of your physical demeanor, and not jumping to the conclusion that your an awkward "social butterfly" who thinks he's buff because when he looks down he mistakes the mass in his girth to be anything but a few dozen twinkies, or even that perhaps a crease in your arm denotes a separation in muscle groupings while the fact that your arm is a total of 5 and a half inches in circumference completely alludes you. You very well may be strong enough for yourself, however the word "buff " denotes a certain connotation toward have some kind of pain tolerance. She might as well have been a 38 year old bodybuilder/bear fighter with your constitution. having these terms defined I will reiterate your experience for you with untruths excluded: Today I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily, so I with feeble fluency taped at her exposed appendages uncomfortably until she grew irritated and annoyed enough to disregard her pity for me and challenged me to a fight. She proceeded to give me a beating a wet bag could have outlasted without having been as damp as I became from the sullen pants and trailing tears I acquired the instant her fist was drawn. She is a 15 year old buff girl and I am a 17 year old pantywaist. Emily you should consider making him pay a security tax.