By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 925
You deserved it 159 361

Same thing different taste

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And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

You are no longer a man, and have disgraced all men. Hold your head in shame, for no man has an excuse to be beat up by a mere woman.

You fail, turn in your man card and balls. #299 - thems be some harsh words, but you seem to be spot-on. Those of you saying "oh em gee girls r str0ng 2", you are idiots. If it was the case of buff guy vs skinny (mind you skinny is not buff as per OPs words) girl, guy > girl pretty much any time in a fair fight (assuming neither is some kinda black belt). Granted, most guys would never hit a girl, a common double standard, so that logic is pretty much out the window. I still don't see why you would cry unless she was breaking your bones actively... pansy :P

You're an asshole, dude. Seriously. You. Are. An. Asshole.

OP - you are quite the dumbass. I hope she kicks your ass many more times to come : ) You "may" have muscles, it doesn't sound like you know how to use them though. YDI

helios_rex 0

You ******* shit-for-brains ******... that's what you get for beating on a girl. You are what's wrong with today's youth.

Can I get Emily's phone number? lol

Yay at Emily! love to meet her. LOL #14

lmao judging by your grammar, you dont seem like the smartest "17 years old buff guy" i've met

hey wow this is ironic.(: i did the same thing to someone this weekend. and my name is emily (:

nathan_clowdus 0

at least ur not a pussy about it