Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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You deserved it 159 349

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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You deserved it 5 190

By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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You deserved it 4 238

By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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You deserved it 5 794

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 717

You deserved it 1 779

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 356

By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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You deserved it 37 590

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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You deserved it 7 928

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 079

MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

candiixo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:54

wtf? why would you repeatedly punch a 15 year old girl ,, nd yu got beaten the crap out of hahah YDI bitch

candiixo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:59

nd #236 ,, you can take your research of human history and shove it bitch.

myfairyoshi_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:03

#14-#16-#19 NICE.....LOL XD

SmexxiHunny 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:27

lmao you deserve it =)

plungerpal 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:29

You totally deserve it, and as many people have pointed out, you're a jerk for punching her in the first place.

djrocksolid01 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:36

haha she beat you like a bitch. YDI

zeroprojekt 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:22

Hahaha, ain't underestimation a bitch?! Sucker! XD

noneyadamnbizwax 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:05

punk bitch for wanting to hit a girl no matter who skinny she is. i hope she caused permanent damage and your junk doesn't grow anymore than it already has. HEX on you for hitting a girl or even thinking about it........you're condemed to life with a small winkie....lmao...........hahahahahahaha YDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!