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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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OIFMedic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:27

wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

fml1026 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:29

umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

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squirrelboyzz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:39

haha, did he say 'proud of you' while doing so?

sorcerersinger 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 10:09

YES! someone gets it!

BlaqMetal13 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:39

Well next time you cook him something, blow your nose in it, or wipe your butt with it. Cheers! :)

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:40

OP, you should have broken his nose and then spit in his face! Honestly, who picks their nose, pulls out a booger, and then disposes of it in their girlfriend's hair? FYL, Crystal. Please wash your hair.

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:47

Sorry, HaleyIsabelle, I don't know where I came up with Crystal.

bigboy_245 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:41

that's ******* disgusting

OIFMedic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:43

hmmm.....should've asked for a golden shower to clean your hair out!! fyl

awkwardpalmtree 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:43

you have one classy boyfriend my dear..

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:46

Boogers: The Original Bump-It!

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:54

I feel so behind. I still stuff my 'do with tissue paper...

BlaqMetal13 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:33

Lmao I hated those damned commercials!

grahamcracker13 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:48

ewwww I would of kicked his ass!!!

YOULIVETODIE 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:49

How is this an FML? The OP wasn't clear in how the booger got in their hair, wake the F*ck Up!

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:52

Her boyfriend was putting his booger in her hair. How much clearer can I make this?

anti_average 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:53

Yes she was! There is a massive comprehension fail here. What we have here is a failure to communicate!

HaiToThePeoples 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:50

I would've headbutted him. >.> That's gross. xP

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