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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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You deserved it 4 064

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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You deserved it 3 004

By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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You deserved it 2 718

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 147

You deserved it 588

By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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You deserved it 37 715

By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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You deserved it 6 077

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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You deserved it 3 500

OIFMedic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:27

wow FYL, shoulda bitch slapped him!!

fml1026 4

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:29

umm eww. thats oober disgusting :P

Comments

DutchCourage 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:05

How old are you? 5?

EricJ 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:16

Date a nice guy, instead.

YunqFlyMa21o 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:46

you qot a nasty ass boyfriend ! lmaoo

mrz_babebop 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:31

not only do u need to dump him u need to desantize your whole body

keefer 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:51

haha first one that made me smile in a while

Stotan1228 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:02

fake. stop watching so much family guy.

jawjuhh 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:32

#142 lawwwl ... i think you need to stop watching so much family guy if when you read a perfectly normal fml that happens quite often, and automatically assume it's fake 'cause you saw it on a tv show? :S

SupaSteveXpz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:03

wow that's nasty n stupid an rude slap dat ho

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:51

At least the booger will wash off. He must not respect you at all. FYL for being with a jerk.

Kaley14928 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:40

Well, the upside? The booger will wash out of your hair. The downside? YOUR BOYFRIEND WHIPED HIS NOSE WITH YOUR HAIR! Thats seriously nasty! If i were you i would have gone off. FYL for being with a with someone gross like that.....no offence. :)