Miscellaneous: Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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People just suck

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so happy to finally get my disabled parking badge but I was not prepared for the abuse from members of the public because I don’t "look disabled." Just this morning a woman refused to believe I have a prosthetic foot, and tried to make me pull up my pant leg to show her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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pataplop 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:48

You two clearly started off on the wrong foot.

majnin 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:46

Seriously? Why would you judge someone like that?

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:57

That's what you get for being so nosey. Worry about yourself

norwegianboip 17

Wednesday 11 September 2013 0:59

You're an ass.

InfernoVivo 12

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:05

HOW THE **** WAS THIS EVEN APPROVED??

mattman1 7

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:09

I think that's a sign to mind your own business you douche!

sinktheswim 6

Wednesday 11 September 2013 1:17

Whats wrong with you dont judge people you deserve to get beat severly with it

akiahara 14

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:03

YOU should be ashamed of yourself for being a judgmental twatwaffle with your nose where it doesn't belong. With the plethora of comments with the same idea, I hope you understand and reevaluate what you think is acceptable behavior.

Sodapop40 21

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:25

I hate judgemental people like you. You don't know the full story, so don't open your big mouth.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Wednesday 11 September 2013 2:55

He his handicapped OP, YOU should be ashamed for even thinking of that.

alexxeon 5

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:00

YOU should be ashamed of yourself for not minding your own damn business

SexPot143 13

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:01

YDI for judging people like that. douche

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