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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By ICanExplain - 22/06/2015 20:46 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

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Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

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By s - 09/12/2016 02:38

Today, I parked in a "Disabled" space. A woman and her kids comes yelling at me about how I don't look disabled and I was just being selfish. I roll my pants up to reveal two prosthetic legs. She then yells at me that I should have warned her before showing my legs since it could scare her kids. FML

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By Prometheus - 24/03/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, a co-worker and I walked out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parked right out front. I asked him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolled up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicapped spot. FML

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By Faker - 16/10/2012 21:44 - United States

Today, while shopping, an old man came up to me and told me I should be ashamed for walking around fake limping, and that it's horrible to mock people who actually limp from serious injuries. I wasn't faking, I was born without my right leg and I was getting used to my new prosthetic one. FML

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By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 16:53 - United States - Concord

Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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People just suck

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so happy to finally get my disabled parking badge but I was not prepared for the abuse from members of the public because I don’t "look disabled." Just this morning a woman refused to believe I have a prosthetic foot, and tried to make me pull up my pant leg to show her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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pataplop 23

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:48

You two clearly started off on the wrong foot.

majnin 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:46

Seriously? Why would you judge someone like that?

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mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:52

Really wish I could hit you deserve it more than once

Angelrose2004 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:25

Maybe I can hit YDI for you. Same thing, right? Kinda ;)

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 11 September 2013 20:52

At first I read this comment as "I really wish I could hit you more than once". Lol.

ashleyhalla 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:52

Don't be so quick to judge others OP

Barriaultcory 16

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:55

The amount that you deserve this I can't even express

freckleface221 19

Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:57

If you don't know someone's situation keep your mouth shut.

NoNamesFree 8

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:02

Hopefully it knocked sense into you.. You deserved that!

hordriss 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:03

You know what they say about people who assume.

DFresh503 8

Tuesday 10 September 2013 21:43

They're assholes?

Komaeda 14

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:04

This if why people should just keep stuff to themselves.

Sacytrl 28

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:06

You should be ashamed for accusing him before getting your facts right.

Lomus 24

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:06

This is probably the funniest FML I have seen yet. ******* hilarious.

unidentifieduser 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 6:35

Which part? Where the douche bag OP decided to discriminate against a disabled person or where they got what they deserved for being a judgement prick? Yeah, funny all the way around...dumbass

imagineapc 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 19:10

Wow. You deserve it, you ******* ass hole.

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