By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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ICastillo 24

Hhmm the age old question for a man, if you could give self fellatio, would you??

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#28- I think Noor was suggesting increased flexibility...if you get why.

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Enslaved 36

A few ladies I joked with said they stop doing it to their guys 'cause the guys stopped doing it to them. . . Just saying. : P

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caitlynninsane 3

Omg that same thing happened to me!! Wooow! Hope it goes well though!

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KiddNYC1O 20

How often do you give him brain?

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whyistherumgone_ 10

No, you don't understand mate, yoga would make him more flexible so he can suck his own bloody dick.

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ICastillo 24

Well if it's bloody I wouldn't recommend him to do it. That's how STDs are spread.

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perdix 29

Ya gotta hand it to him.

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wlddog 14

#55, you are literally too stupid to insult.

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Voij 16

I hope it's not because you have a beard, some girls dislike that. Would be a shame if you had to shave it off.

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