By Lauren324 - 26/01/2013 07:18 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I told my boyfriend about my upcoming mouth surgery. He freaked out. Not because he's worried about me, but because I told him I will not be able to give him head for two weeks. FML
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Lauren324 18

Actually I've been with him for 3 years now... It's a mutual thing with us, we both pleasure each other like that equally, I think that's why he was bummed out. Usually it's everyday with us....

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Top comments

csickcman 11

Women who date men like this continue to surprise me.. Why do you date this kind of a-hole?

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SuperDanielNL 23

That's a dick move, I fail to understand why people can be so un-tactfull.

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Feared 9

59- nobody is too stupid to insult. It just takes the right type is all.

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perdix 29

What's the problem? You still have two hands, a ****** and an asshole. Of course, you can always trade in the asshole for a nice guy.

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LarryLaDouche 13

I've heard that tittyfucks are uncomfortable and just plain weird for girls.

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Enslaved 36

It's not that weird but just don't expect her to moan like it's doing anything for her,(unless she's rehearsing for her porno debut) It's all done for the guy's pleasure. (:

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LarryLaDouche 13

It may just be me, but I'd feel selfish during a tittyfuck. Personally I feel that sex is about pleasure for the woman.

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Enslaved 36

I can understand that some girls wouldn't enjoy it. It's very very intimate having another persons' face down there. Instead of relaxing and getting caught up in the moment, you stay focused that he's down there!!!! Maybe she's just shy at being in the spot light. :P

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Poetologist 4

I guess now you know what your relationship is about. :(

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