By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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xTinyLovex 0

Your boyfriend wins. I believe he did the pr0n version of Rick-Rolling, which is either a) send a related but non-sexual video or b) send the most terrible pr0n you've ever seen.

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SocialsmWitObama 0

ROFL now i have to do that to my girlfriend.

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Hjelloo 0

He put you in your place, now it sounds like you need to start doing what your inferior sex was made for.

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Mattdude33 0

o damn! what kind of sandwich?

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DWdizzy 0

am i the only guy here who understands how offensive that is?

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ogmudbone 0

You should have looked him straight in the eye, flared your nostrils and asked him what he wanted on it

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mcsnelly 5

FYL for sure! I am SO sick of that damn "joke." It's not a joke, it's an extremely sexist comment. And save me from all the "you're a feminazi" comments that are sure to reply. It doesn't matter if you think it's "just a joke" and find it funny, it IS still offensive. And a joke that is truly offensive is never *really* just a joke.

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