By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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Nickha0 0

So u should have made him a sandwich

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deathproof_fml 0

Nice to see all the disgusting sexism still in the world today. Pathetic.

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stage5sin 0

So you would've preferred it was some kinky slave shit, and know that your boyfriend gets off watching that too? It was harmless and fun. It was humorous, and you are undeserving of that good-witted humor.

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idiotgirl 0

Well, I'd rather my boyfriend had a sense of humour than jerk off to some sleazy porno (: He sounds hilarious, it's not a sexist thing. Light-hearted sexism can be funny at times, if it's not meant seriously.

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kurukururock 0

BEAUTIFUL! Your boyfriend is the greatest.

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pickledcheese 0

Hmmm. Op, your life is ******, merely because you had no idea that you were dating a /b/tard. Sucks to be you. I kinda wish that the FML crew would disable comments on the controversial subjects. (yes I catch the hypocracy of commenting after saying that but I don;t care.)

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GodOfBeer 5

disable comments? what else now..should they tell us what to type aswell? you control freak well I don't know if u're a girl or a ******....but shut up and go iron a fucken shirt or something

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