By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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getdick 0

Your boyfriend is funny. Yup, that sucks.

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loserface88 0

Haha that sucks but its sooo funny! my bf would definantly do that same thing...actually hes done something similar. He always jokes saying woman are good for three things 1: Being in the kitchen 2. sex 3.making babies :-P Here look at this..its kinda sad but funny http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j201/spunkymunky21/motivator7268350.jpg

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Fuk_My_Life 0

YDI for being a girl!

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icertainlysuck 0

How was his sammich hoebag?

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chrissygirl89 0

I really hope you dumped him on the spot. What a douche.

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jnic 0

"Today, my boyfriend made an awesome joke and I'm overly sensitive and stupid. FML." And I say this comment as a feminist. Go cry more.

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