By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
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iLIAMMM 0

I hope you made him a sandwich.

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ihatewankers 0

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

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Allya_fml 0

Yeah, next time you're getting in the mood, work him up real good and then leave. Go into the kitchen, make yourself a sandwich. If he says he wants a sandwich, tell him you're not a prude, but you just don't feel right doing that sort of thing before marriage. Even better, eat the sandwich in front of him while making delicious, sexual moaning sounds.

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p00p0ster0us 0

Actually, that was pretty funny. I'm not 100% sure why, but I still think it's funny.

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Bl00dyAphrodite 0

lol! I wish I had a boyfriend like that. Don't take this so seriously, bet he wanted you to laugh. Hahaha! :D A sandwich? xDD

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missadeline_fml 0

haha this isnt reallly a fmylife situation. I think he was just trying to be funny

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I_iz_epic 0

I want a sandwich too :o

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jrogers4409 0

haha funny shit... the guys got jewels that's for sure....but he was probably kidding

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atmalum 0

That is ******* hilarious. I could def see myself doing that. Y didn't u just **** him instead of saying I'm really horny? U sound like one of those really gay girls at the high school parties that wants people to be attracted to them, but whenever people try they are like, o wow I'm a huge pussy and scared to mess around.

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Theywerebrandnew 0

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

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