Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me... - FML

By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

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Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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By thismakesmesad - 07/09/2011 16:16 - United States

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Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML

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By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By thoughtitwasspecial - 18/05/2011 05:15 - United States

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Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML

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By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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Tasty!

By Username - 31/01/2011 15:47

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Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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Top comments

iLIAMMM 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:04

I hope you made him a sandwich.

ihatewankers 0

Monday 27 July 2009 12:18

Next time he tells you he's horny, send him a link to "2 girls 1 cup", then tell him to make his own ******* sandwich.

Comments

cassieoreorocks 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:45

I would make him a sandwich just for creativity!

cassieoreorocks 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 8:50

Awe! Now it's sweet!

wolverinez4life 6

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:26

Gold star for this guy! Epic win. Way2b

averman49 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 23:51

DAMN!!!! That's hilarious

tpmanley 1

Friday 23 March 2012 2:12

well then make him a ******* sandwich

bozly 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:46

I'm sorry but that was epic win on his part

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 23:15

That. Is. Brilliant. (dots used to emphasize)

Shonnygrl 8

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:35

i acutally lauged when i read that lol

umpire28 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 17:56

Wow you should have given her the **** but the sandwich video was very original

MaxGCuppycakes 2

Saturday 22 September 2012 22:12

get in that kitchen

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